Gerald Ornetzeder has a home cinema, even though he thinks most films are a load of rubbish. And everyone asks for his opinion, even though it takes a thick skin when he gets going. When the world zigs, Gerald zags. After more than 20 years as our managing caretaker, all of a sudden he was off into the sunset. Zig, zag, wham-bam. We’re currently awaiting his next surprise.